Big Sandwich Day

I thought Big Sandwich Day was awesome. It was much better than last year's Big Sandwich Day (remember all that fuss about the bad olive loaf?). I thought Sandra Forklift's original song about the meaning of Big Sandwich Day was particularly moving. Sandra Forklift, will you marry me?

Here's a shot of Miles "The Hand" Containergarden- but I guess I don't have to tell you that!

Band for The Spring Dance-o-tastic Dance

After an extensive search, the faculty-student Spring Dance-o-tastic Dance band committee have come up with a band- The Rainbow Explosion comes highly recommended from their recent gig at Quisp's Country Day School for their Valentines' Day Dance.

Principal Fleck was particularly impressed.

RIP Boys Rhythmic Gymnastics Team

I just can't get over it. Who would have thought that a Kia could reap such carnage.

I miss you. I miss you all. Well, not so much Bob "The Hand" Maynard- but the rest of you guys.

Remember the May Day dance last year? I loved the "Communists on Parade" theme (although I could have done without the mandatory Engells beards- they were so damn itchy!).
I'll always remember you guys and how you made that danc so much more fun by getting drunk on Mr. Pibb and grain alcohol and then throwing up on Mr. Folly the Metal Shop Student Teacher.

We Can't Have Nice Things

I think it's a shame that a couple of bad apples can spoil a day we had set aside for "national Guard Recruitment Day" at The Whiteman School (formally known as The Whiteman School for Boys and Girls).

We do a lot of screening to insure that only the finest students attend The Whiteman School. However, due to legacies and the occasionally developmentally disabled off-spring of our Board of Trustees, we occasionally get a student who, well, will not be attending one of our finer colleges and universities. For them there is only the Military- oh and that state college down in Lipsbury. So, once a year, we invite the National Guard to come down as a service to our underachieving students.

I hope you're happy. Yes, I'm speaking to you Greg Marks and Tim "Bonker" Sudsby. Your little "food wresting" escapade ruined it for everyone. Now, our , well, slower students will have to go work at Best Buy.

I hope you're happy.

The Whiteman School: A Private School for Lots of Excellence

Welcome to the Unofficial Blog for the Whiteman School- Upper Charles' place for lots of excellence. This site was created as a place where the students, faculty and alumni of The Whiteman School (formally known as The Whiteman School for Boys and Girls) can get news about the school. I've asked Dean of Students Lanford Bean to be a contributor as well. He's so awesome.

Well, that's all for now- happy bloggin'!